Comedians are usually neurotic, drug-addled, alcoholic hooker-bangers who smoke too much and eat lots of junk food. In other words, theyre just like us, except theyre paid to make our problems sound funny. Thats why terrible comedians are so depressing. Take a person who thinks he has talent, humiliate him in front of a crowd, and send him on the road alone to deal with it thats most standups reality. Dont waste your time with those losers. This Friday, the Comedians of Chelsea Lately come to the Fillmore Miami Beach (1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach). The show stars Sarah Colonna, Brad Wollack, Loni Love, and Josh Wolf. Sorry, that little person named Chuy cant make it. Get your tomatoes ready for the 8 p.m. show, and if they dont make you laugh, you have the right to make them cry. Tickets cost $44.70 to $47.20. Call 305-673-7300 or visit livenation.com.
Fri., Oct. 8, 8 p.m., 2010