I could not imagine any company out there giving these two an endorsement of any kind. Especially clothing, jewelry, cosmetics (I shudder at the thought), perfume (YIKES!). This Gargantua Serena is one scary looking (I don't know if it's even human) Gorilla. I'm sorry, but I can't see any CEO in his and even her right mind would even consider putting these two on their products. I know they have some endorsements and I would consider that very lucky for them, so take the money and run for they will be few and far between. Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, etc, etc, etc etc, ... all probably the highest paid athletes or were for a looong time in the world through endorsements (so it's not strictly about race here). It's about disgustingly UGLY and scary people that cannot get many endorsement deals.
Just think of that beach photo for a minute, if you can without feeling nauseated. What can you possibly want to offer her for an endorsement of any kind. Maybe one of the pet food companies. That's a thought. I'm pretty sure that even you Uncle Luke, would not offer these two beasts and deals either. You would most certainly be out of a job when your endorsement deal backfired and your company lost money because of it. I just hope they decide not to make babies. Doesn't anyone wonder why they can't find boyfriends. They are f#$&*NG scary as hell, that's why. I would run for my life if I even ran into them in a dark alley.
Give me a break, Please!