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As a guy who gets his genes from two notoriously tiny-penised races — the Irish and the Asian — comedian Steve Byrne could very well be one of the most underendowed males on Earth. If so, he’s probably cool with it. “That Asian stereotype is not bad at all. ‘Asian guys got small junk.’ Who cares? Run with it,” he jokes in his new Comedy Central special, The Byrne Identity. “Lowered expectations, right? That’s a win-win.” Be there this Thursday at 8:30 p.m. when Byrne crashes into the Miami Improv to dig deeper into schlong philosophy, explain why Taco Bell should cast a Mexican in its commercials, and show you exactly how to identify Obama’s white side. A hint for that last one: Search YouTube for “Barack busting a move on Ellen.” Tickets cost $15, plus there’s the Improv’s usual two-drink minimum. Byrne will also perform Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night.
Thu., Sept. 9, 8:30 p.m., 2010

 
 
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