We live in a world where the disparity between rich bastards and poor proles is exponentially expanding. The haves are CEOs and socialites who crap foie gras and visit the spa once a week to have liquid gold massaged into their bleached and Botoxed faces. The have-nots, meanwhile, are a gang of wild, x-eyed, minimum-wage miscreants whose only goals in life are drinking, eating, and telling dirty jokes.
This Thursday at 8:30 p.m., join the rabble at Uva for the Have-Nots Stand Up Comedy Showcase. Regulars Dominic Perenzin, Jay Mays, Scot Lenter, and Raul Salazar will drown you in Budweiser, gravy, and laughter while guests Ivan Arredondo, Danny Gomez, Jessica Gross, Drew Spears, Johnny Trabs, and Eddie Denigres lampoon the upper class. The show is cover-free, but a two-item minimum (i.e., burger and fries) will be very strictly enforced. Bring an outsized appetite.
Thu., July 29, 8:30 p.m., 2010