Turnbuckle Warriors

For some folks, Monday Night Raw is the time of the week that's set aside for sex without contraceptives. For the men and women of the WWE, it's almost the same, except with a thin layer of spandex covering their you-know-whats, million-dollar pyrotechnics, and an arena full of fans scoping every move.

The WWE, though, provides better bang for your buck because wrestling matches usually last longer than sex and you get to make jokes with your friends while it's happening. So go see John Cena battle Batista in the WWE Championship Match this Monday. Join the choreographed orgy at the American Airlines Arena, and help quake the seats with foot stomps, cheers, and catcalls.
Mon., June 7, 7:30 p.m., 2010

 
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