"So I asked, 'Not even when you see an asshole?'

"He looked stunned, and then after a moment, he asked me where I had learned that word. So I said, 'From Mommy. She uses the horn every time she sees an asshole! Or a jerk... or a shithead!'"

Happy Motherf*%#ing Mother's Day!

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