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Once again, it's baseball season, folks. If it feels like just yesterday you were watching the Yankees swipe their 27th World Series title, this time from the Phillies, that's probably because you were. Baseball season is really friggin' long! But for those fanatics out there — and there are many — Opening Day couldn't come quick enough. So breathe a sigh of relief and cue up the fantasy baseball leagues — America's favorite pastime is back. Off you go to the ballgame. You'll buy your peanuts and Crackerjack, and we don't care if you ever come back.

So root for your favorite Fish, Hanley Ramirez, and the rest of the Florida Marlins this week as they take on the San Diego Padres. (Hey, Padres, Ron Burgundy told us San Diego is German for "whale's vagina." Zing!) They'll face off this Monday through Wednesday at Sun Life Stadium.
Mon., April 26, 7:10 p.m., 2010