Rapping for Oxycontin

Got a screwed-up back? The two-step solution is simple. Step 1: Call 1-800-411-PAIN, score a script, and wash down a double dose with a nice pull from your 40-ouncer. Step 2: Crip-walk to the American Airlines Arena this Thursday for some low-frequency bass therapy at the White Lion Records 15th Anniversary Megaconcert. Presented by — wait for it — 1-800-411-PAIN, this party is all about the therapeutic arts, like party-music massage. Get help from Latin rap and reggaeton heads, including Calle 13, Tego Calderon, Ivy Queen, Cosculluela, Jowell y Randy, JKing y Maximan, Julio Voltio, Mas Salsa Que Tu, Guelo Star, and Tony Lenta. The pill-popping starts at 7:30 p.m., but your crippled spine won’t be cured until Calle 13’s Residente and Visitante rub you with that second verse of “Fiesta de Locos.”
Thu., March 25, 7:30 p.m., 2010

 
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