Dr. Feelweird

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• Medical Fetish Party

The medical fetish — now there’s one that’ll creep your ass out. Where’s the sex in medicine? Get undressed. Sit on a cold table. Wonder whether it’s malignant. Wonder whether your insurance will cover the visit. See the doctor. Wonder whether he hears a word you say. Wonder whether you understand a word he says. Follow his instructions: Lie back, roll over, contort. Answer invasive questions. Fret. Hear the news you didn’t want to hear but probably needed to. Dress. Sign forms. Then — ah, wait! There it is! Get screwed by your insurance!

The fantasy has to be hotter than the reality at the Medical Fetish Party, the latest in the latex-and-leather kink fests conceived by that purveyor of pervy apparel, the Fetish Factory
Sat., March 13, 10 p.m., 2010