The medical fetish now theres one thatll creep your ass out. Wheres the sex in medicine? Get undressed. Sit on a cold table. Wonder whether its malignant. Wonder whether your insurance will cover the visit. See the doctor. Wonder whether he hears a word you say. Wonder whether you understand a word he says. Follow his instructions: Lie back, roll over, contort. Answer invasive questions. Fret. Hear the news you didnt want to hear but probably needed to. Dress. Sign forms. Then ah, wait! There it is! Get screwed by your insurance!
The fantasy has to be hotter than the reality at the Medical Fetish Party, the latest in the latex-and-leather kink fests conceived by that purveyor of pervy apparel, the Fetish Factory
Sat., March 13, 10 p.m., 2010