Because he blocked me from KOing the chicken-legged couple, I figure the least he can do is describe his ultimate desire.

"For a table of VIP cougars to attack me sexually," he says as Karen, the Caribbean cutie, saunters by. "Or for that fine black panther to pounce on me."

I put my arm around Punch's shoulder and ask him: "Do you own any racquetballs?"

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