Thrust That Stuff

Pull up a chair and grind on it. Plunge your hindparts into the seat, and those shoulders — ohhh, you better shake those like a tambourine. You'd better whirl your girls like the teacup ride at Disney World. And once you've released all of those atrocious, stiff-as-a-Weekend at Bernie's dance moves, sign up for Exotic Chair Dance class at Body Sense Studio. Because there, you will learn the art of seated seduction and get a no-impact workout that won't make you blush when you combine increased core strength with naughty pelvic thrusts.

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More important, you'll take this class for what it does to you inside. It takes a woman of supreme confidence to drag a chair into the middle of her living room and put on a show that Champagne, Porsche, and Diamond would be proud of.