For many of us Miami heads, Broward County might as well be in Idaho. Sure, its there, but why go? This Thursday, theres one very good reason: comedian Steven Wright. Dont know who he is? Listen to the man himself. Just imagine a guy with a monotone voice and zero facial expression saying the following:
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Theres a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
Thu., Jan. 14, 8 p.m., 2010