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For many of us Miami heads, Broward County might as well be in Idaho. Sure, it’s there, but why go? This Thursday, there’s one very good reason: comedian Steven Wright. Don’t know who he is? Listen to the man himself. Just imagine a guy with a monotone voice and zero facial expression saying the following:

“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”

“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”

“Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”

“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

“There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.”
Thu., Jan. 14, 8 p.m., 2010