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• Dramamine
• The Venetian
• Shirley Temple Black

Even if Santa didn’t bring you the 50-foot yacht you asked for (for the 19th year in a row!), you can still spend the day after Christmas ebbin’ and flowin’ on the high seas with a pretty lady. The Venetian Lady, that is. So pack your bowl full of kush and drop some Dramamine in your purse for the Holiday Dinner Cruise that will put you in touch with the wetter side of Biscayne Bay. With three decks, two full bars, two dance floors, and eight-foot ceilings, this 130-footer is big enough, wide enough, and bad enough to hold 140 passengers or 138 and your chicken dance. So hit the buffet for grilled chicken with toasted coconut, sidle up to the bar for a Shirley Temple, chase down a waiter for first pick at the hors d’oeuvres, and dance it all off under the stars. It’ll cost you only $75 to join this three-hour tour. Fine, it’s a four-hour tour, from 6:30 to 10:30 p.m. Hop onboard at 401 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. If you miss it, the same cruise pushes out every evening through December 30.
Dec. 26-30, 6:30 p.m., 2009