Or to make things easy on yourself (and avoid a stalking charge and headline on TMZ), hit the Miami Improv for Phillipss three-day run. He does something called Crack Em Up Thursdays at the West Coasts famed house of laughs, the Comedy Store, but hes jetting into the 305 to crack you up this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. We should consider ourselves lucky that the slight-mustached comic is leaving the sun and sand in L.A. for, er, the sun and sand of Miami. Either way, the Baltimore native is bringing nothing but the funny. Fridays showtimes are 8:30 and 10:45 p.m. Tickets cost $16.05.
Dec. 25-27, 8:30 & 10:45 p.m., 2009