Booty Call of the Wild

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• Isabella Rossellini
• Michel Gondry
• Miami Beach
• Pornography
• Wildlife

In a video that’s one part Lancôme commercial, three parts Discovery Channel, and seven parts Michel Gondry music video, Isabella Rossellini, clad in a giant squid costume, utters, “I would give the most passionate 20-arm embrace... 20? Eighteen. Two are not arms, if you know what I mean.” Rossellini, who was cast by David Lynch in Blue Velvet, writes, directs, and stars in short films about the mating habits of animals in Green Porno — and she insists on always playing the male. The last two seasons centered on the frisky business of sea creatures, and the first revealed the bedroom antics of creepy-crawlies such as the spider, dragonfly, and praying mantis. This Tuesday, Green Porno will play at 8 p.m. as part of “Cinema Green” at the Miami Beach Cinematheque. After Rossellini brings the sexy back to barnacles and anchovies, stay tuned for a viewing of episode two of the documentary Water's Journey: Everglades: Currents of Change. Tickets cost $10.
Tue., Dec. 22, 8 p.m., 2009