Santas Enchanted Forest (7900 Bird Rd., Miami) has more than 100 rides, and none of em are named Yo Mama. Bong rips in the car beforehand are mandatory if you want to truly experience all that carnival food has to offer. Tickets cost $23.36 for unlimited rides, and the theme park is open every day from 5 p.m. to midnight. Visit santasenchantedforest.com.
Sat., Dec. 5, 5 p.m., 2009