The Dumond Conservancy promises one-on-one interactions with the squirrel monkeys plus an open bar, DJ Craig Peter, and a fashion show featuring Banana Republic threads, all for just 75 bananas. Heres hoping a trucker traveling the American Southeast shows up, slams a couple of Jäger bombs, puts the Rolling Stones Street Fightin Man on the tables, and does his best orangutan impression. Or better yet, you, New Times reader, could be that guy. You could be that guy.
Sat., Oct. 24, 5-9 p.m., 2009