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By Chris Joseph

Published on September 30, 2009 at 3:00am

Before last year, the Miami Dolphins hadn’t beaten AFC East rivals Buffalo Bills for several years. But that futility was pre-Bill Parcells. In the two games since Tony Sparano took the helm, Miami’s defense has allowed only 19 points to Buffalo, while linebacker Joey Porter delivered what could only be described as “a massive cock punch” to the Bills’ quarterbacks in both matchups. For 2009, the Bills have signed all-world receiver Terrell Owens and switched to a no-huddle offense. Will T.O. prove to be the missing piece? Will the no-huddle be effective? The answers to all of these questions are likely, “Ah, hell no!” as long as Porter and the Miami D have anything to say about it. T.O. and the Bills will hit LandShark Stadium this Sunday. Kickoff is at 4:05 p.m.
Sun., Oct. 4, 4:05 p.m., 2009