The Panix

Local thrash crew the Panix is not a boy band. Still, its barely post-teen members — bassist Emmett, guitarists Alex and Nico, and little drummer boy Wolfgang — are all young, skinny, and hairless enough to qualify as punk sex symbols of the über-dude Henry Rollins kind. They've got the tats, the hole-ridden tees, and the long, untamed black hair. It's a punk thug formula that has seemingly worked wonders, earning the band a photo gallery of Panix-branded groupies on its MySpace page while also pushing its live audience ratio into almost unheard-of territory for hardcore shows, a 60/40 male/female split.

Location Info

Churchill's Pub

5501 NE 2nd Ave.
Miami, FL 33137

Category: Restaurant > American

Region: Midtown/Wynwood/Design District

Details

With O.P.S., Flees, Brain Damage, and Baker Acted. Thursday, September 17. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Doors open at 9 p.m. Tickets cost $5 at the door. Ages 18+ with ID. 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com

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Don't be mistaken, though, in addition to having the image game refined to some sort of illicit science, the Panix is also a brutal musical beast, a self-described "super-fucking-fast-hardcore-thrash-stoner-doom-down-tempo-blues clusterfuck of a band" that produces a supernaturally precise, hyper-heavy sound along the lines of Hatebreed, Pantera, and Suicidal Tendencies. Get your fix this Saturday night at Churchill's when these young, skinny, hairless über-dudes bash out their trademark mosh of slurred solo vocals, group chants, guitar wanks, and more carnal intensity than any girl (or boy) can be expected to resist. Another incentive not to miss the show: It's gonna be one of the only places to buy the band's brand-new CD.

 
  • WHOA 10/13/2009 1:22:00 AM

    I HAD SEX WITH THE PANIX IN A DUMPSTER WHEN I WAS 12. IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. BUY A CD AND THEY WILL MAKE YOUR SPHINCTER EXPLODE

  • Elias 10/03/2009 10:24:00 AM

    The Panix needs to come to LA! Viva LA Panix!

  • Kristof 10/03/2009 12:54:00 AM

    This band is the fucking shit, i cant wait for them to come to europe.

  • cath 10/02/2009 11:50:00 PM

    thank fuck people are paying attention to them!!! i soo badly want them to get big!!

  • cool richard 10/02/2009 10:53:00 PM

    i never met those dudes but i heard theyre so brutal that everytime they write a new song, a baby somewhere in the world dies.

  • fuckyeah 10/02/2009 10:23:00 PM

    fuck yeah this shit rips! www.myspace.com/panixmusic

  • anonymous 09/18/2009 2:00:00 AM

    OH MY GOD PANIX FUCK ME! I want your hairless post-teen bodies!

 

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