You, too, can sport a Florida-themed name like T-Pain (Tallahassee Pain) or Flo Rida (Flo + Rida = Florida! Say whaaaaat, FCAT?!). Perhaps Blind Dade, 305 for Fighting, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuttle. Prepare for your night of destiny. Ditch the lighter for the camera phone, get faded like all the cool kids, and do a shot every time you hear someone scream, Im on a boooooat! You will not remember anything, and it will be glorious.
Sat., Aug. 22, 7 p.m., 2009