Let’s Hope He Brings His Boobs

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Who in 1985 could have imagined Robert Downey Jr. blasting around the big screen in a tin-can superhero suit? What was the probability that Tracy Morgan would get funnier after leaving Saturday Night Live by doing nothing but karate and trying to get females pregnant? And then there’s Kevin Nealon, who guarded the gates of Hell in Little Nicky and grew a pair of boobs on his head. SNL opens doors, people.

Those boobs were fake, but according to all reliable sources, Kevin Nealon is real, and you can see him this Thursday at 8 p.m. during a special appearance at the Seminole Improv. Tickets cost $26, and there’s a two-drink minimum, so the show is about the equivalent of buying five Adam Sandler movies in which Nealon has bit roles.

This is the part in the article where we here at New Times avoid using Nealon’s most famous shtick, the subliminal message. So just go see Kevin Nealon’s head boobs.
Thu., Aug. 13, 8 p.m., 2009