After youve spent eight hours sucking down Call-a-Cabs with Jim Jones, put on your play clothes and head over to Dolce for Busta Rhymess album-release party. The thick-necked MC will celebrate his latest opus B.O.M.B.S. (Back on My Bullshit) with invited guests Jamie Foxx, Akon, Jadakiss, Swizz Beats, and a few hundred tourists who have saved their hard-earned bucks to sweat out their weaves and buy overpriced Long Island iced teas. Who knows if any stars (including Rhymes) will actually show up, but you should be too drunk to notice anything beyond the nose on your face. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Sat., May 23, 10 p.m., 2009