The Lingerie Football League is the kind of thing no sane person would believe is actually real rather, that its some Big Brand Beer marketing execs wet dream come true. But, no, the league of half-naked female athletes is as real as can be which is more than you can say about its players busts. Six years ago, the creators of the league began pumping out pay-per-view specials dedicated to gals in frilly panties going long for the boobs at home. Now the league is going national, with ten teams competing in no-holds-barred tackle football beginning in September and concluding near the actual Super Bowl in February. And if the prospect of watching Victorias Secret hopefuls claw at each other for control of a ball entices you, wait till you hear the names of the teams: The Denver Dream. The San Diego Seduction. And, of course, the Miami Caliente.
The Caliente will showcase their wide receivers, backfield, and tight ends (somebody stop me) this Sunday as part of their one and only media day and public minicamp at the BankAtlantic Center. Expect to see scantily clad Amazon types sweating and grunting as they thrust themselves into exercise drills for all the public to see. There will also be a press conference and an opportunity to meet the gals who will, at the end of the season, begin their slow and inevitable spiral into the adult film industry.
Mon., May 11, noon, 2009