Now’s on First?

Comments (0) By P. Scott Cunningham Thursday, May 7 2009

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What are you doing this weekend, Broadhurst? I’m going to the Best of Now!, Sebastian. The best of when? This Sunday at 7 p.m. The best of this Sunday at 7 p.m.? No, the Best of Now! The best of now or the best of now when now is Sunday at 7 p.m.? Neither, the Best of Now! is the best of then. You mean Now! is then? Yep, and then is Now! I’m confused. It’s easy: This Sunday at 7 p.m., the Dance Now! Ensemble will perform a finale of the best dance pieces from the entire season, followed by an awards ceremony for the Miami Dance Festival. Where is Now!? You mean, now now or Now! on Sunday? Now! on Sunday! It’s at the Byron Carlyle Theater. How much does Now! cost? Depends if you order now. Well, of course I want to order Now! — I just said so, didn’t I? Yes, but are you going to order Now! now or Now! later? There’s a Now! Later? No, Sunday is your last chance for Now! Then I’ll order now. Now! costs $20 now, but on Sunday, Now! will be $25. OK, so how do I call Now!? You just pick up the phone right away, dummy. No, what’s Now!’s number? It’s 305-867-4194, or you can go to momentumdance.com. That was easy — Now! is the best! No, it’s the Best of Now! Sheesh.
Sun., May 10, 7 p.m., 2009