Jodie Wasserman: Woman comes over to me, says, "Oh, are you pregnant?" I was like, yeah, I was gang-raped by a dozen doughnuts.
Tommy Savitt: The best part about being flung thirty feet from your car-the cop can't prove you were the driver.
Steve Marshall: Every ethnic group has a soda. Am I right black people, grape soda?
Dan Naturman: If you say something rude to a customer, they always say the same thing, don't they? "Well, I'm never coming back here. You just lost a customer. I didn't lose a customer. The store did. I just gained a break."
FYI: the Sunday show's at the Mary Ann Wolfe Theater on FIU's Biscayne Bay campus.
Sat., April 25, 8:30 p.m.; Sun., April 26, 8 p.m., 2009