Because rock is dead. Because Miami sucks, and as soon as you finish up this PR gig and unburden yourself of the Brickell condo you bought at the top of the market, you're totally jetting to NYC, where they have, like, real concerts that don't involve having to park in Little Haiti. Because Churchill's is loud. Because you can't charge the ticket to your AmEx. Because you don't know the two opening acts the Jacuzzi Boys and Gentleman Jesse are better than anything Williamsburg can dish out. Because.
Fri., March 27, 9 p.m., 2009