Meet Us on the 9th Green at Nine, Happy

If Ty Webb were still on the tour, this is where he'd be the evening after the cut at Doral: the 9-Hole PUMA Open Launch Party. The party is a competition, meaning that each "hole" is a golf-related challenge, involving such random objects as a deck of cards, a hand-held video camera, and an empty bottle. Confused? Don't worry. The complimentary beer and wine will soothe you, along with the music emanating from the speakers of DJ Serge.

Also, remember that this party's thrown by PUMA, which means there will likely be stylish golf swag given away willy-nilly, and there's definitely a good chance that Accenture Match Play champion and #1 PUMA mannequin Geoff Ogilvy could show up. (Provided Tiger hasn't humiliated him by Day Two.)

You get all this for free, but with one catch: you gotta RSVP to the email address listed. Tell them Judge Smales sent you.
Fri., March 13, 6 p.m., 2009