Conversation Hearts Predict Valentine's Day

On February 14, things have a way of turning ugly.

Suddenly, Lauren is distracted by Paul Simon's "You Can Call Me Al" playing overhead. She bursts out laughing. "My boyfriend gives the best head," she continues, leaning on the bar and exposing her inked fairy or butterfly a bit more. "And oddly enough, last Valentine's Day he let me in on a little secret: He licks to the beat of this song."

Well, then fuck mix CDs, flowers, $60 rings, and candy. All a girl really needs for Valentine's Day is a copy of Graceland.

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