The Audacity of Enso

An evolutionary solutions workshop creates the scientific study of deliciousness.

"Enso is an evolutionary solutions workshop which creates the scientific study of deliciousness." So begins the insanely inventive, thoroughly audacious menu at this new sushi/hibachi/Mediterranean deconstructionist establishment on Lincoln Road. I don't mean to suggest the public isn't ready for this, but when I told my wife we would be dining at an evolutionary solutions workshop, she suggested I "find another guinea pig" to go with.

Joe Rocco

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Enso

433 Lincoln Rd
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Category: Restaurant > American

Region: South Beach

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433 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach; 305-534-3676. Lunch and dinner daily. Sushi 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. Dinner 5 p.m. to midnight.

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The long, lofty rectangular space has a full wooden bar on one wall, an Escher-like pattern on the other, and a dark bamboo floor. But just about everyone opts for dining outdoors in plush patio chairs that are arguably the most comfortable of any on the mall.

Let's see if I can't decipher the "gastronomy map" (menu) better than our waiter, who seemed as baffled as we. Truth is, once you get past the 49 random arrows, clock faces, charts, bios, photographs, and da Vinci pencil sketches, it's not difficult to figure out. There are four sections: "Nigiri, Rolls & Sashimi," "Dinner Sets," "Entrées," and "Desserts." One challenge is to differentiate between dinner sets and entrées; the second is trying to guess which categorization of main course will taste better: a "study," "analysis," or "inspiration."

Dinner sets, as it turns out, are entrée-size courses fragmented into four parts. "Study in surf and turf" brings fried shrimp and chicken noisette; tobiko scallops on crisp chicken skin; sous-vide veal tongue with octopus chimichurri; roast beef, vegetables, and seaweed powder. Then there's a study in yellowtail featuring a "terrine" of raw hamachi slices layered with diced apple and capped with a sheath of pine-nut crisp; raw slices of hamachi "ravioli" wrapped around diced fruit, glazed with sweet soy, and foamed with basil; hamachi meatballs, minced and pooled in pleasingly potent garlic-anchovy sauce; and pliable "chips" of semidried herbed fillets accompanied by a mini martini glass apparently filled with water — but actually containing "clarified gazpacho." That the clear gazpacho tasted just like gazpacho was the second biggest surprise; more shocking was that each yellowtail component was truly delectable.

Entrées are composed more conventionally. This portion of the menu is splashed with biographical paragraphs concerning Dali, Picasso, and Toulouse-Lautrec, each of which ties into a particular meal inspired by the artist. The Dali analysis notes that among his favorite foods was "liver-stuffed chicken"; the corresponding dish is prosciutto wrapped around chicken stuffed with foie gras (taken from Dali's Les Diners de Gala, "analyzed and recreated by Enzo," or, more specifically, head chef Jacob Durham). We wanted to sample the analysis of lobster and herbs, from The Art of Cuisine by Toulouse-Lautrec, but Enzo, operating for six weeks, offers only about half of the 12 main courses on any given night.

Art dealers, take note: Picasso fetches the highest price ($35); Dali draws $30, Lautrec $28, and van Gogh, exhibited solo in the dinner sets gallery, commands just $19 (for aged gouda, gouda caviar, gouda sauté, bread chips, fruit panacotta, and a glass of absinthe with sugar and water).

"Hibachi skewers inspiration" represents the best deal for the dollar. Diners choose either five ($19) or 10 ($36) items from a list of 14 meats, fish, and vegetables, and then get to prepare them on a tableside grill (though whenever I have to do my own cooking at a restaurant, I'm wary they'll ask me to wash the dishes as well). Lamb and pork were both tasty, if similarly marinated in paprika-potent spice mix. Likewise pleasing were shrimp and baby octopus, the latter providing little pops of soy-seafood flavor. Avoid the mushroom kebab — five teeny caps, one dry mouthful. Aji amarillo and chimichurri sauces sided the skewers, as did beef-bolstered rice; two large, warm flour tortillas; a vinaigrette-dressed salad with curlicues of carrot; and two spherical potato croquettes.

Some things are still off-kilter. Our waiter, for example, explained the hibachi course comes from the downstairs kitchen and the other entrées from upstairs. Consequently the odds of all arriving together were slim. A better system would be to bring the skewers out five minutes beforehand so they could be cooked and ready to eat with the rest. And if there were ever a menu that needed to be clearly articulated to diners, this is it — but the waiters were woefully uninformed. Otherwise, service was cordial and competent.

The sushi category encompasses sashimi, rolls, specialty rolls, ceviches, tiraditos, tartares, a tempura, a carpaccio, two salads, and a clock face set to sushi serving times: 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. Cut sushi rolls are prettily presented and well executed, the best we tried being a flash-fried panko-crusted toro roll crunchy with petite bits of apple and pickled ginger.

Four dessert offerings "study" apple, fruits, cream, and chocolate. The last was luscious: a moist disk of chocolate cake with a "caviar" of soft chocolate spheres; a housemade Kit Kat bar; a glass of chocolate liqueur topped with strawberry "air" (light foam); and buñuelos bursting with warm chocolate and sided by a vibrantly flavored scoop of banana-passion fruit sorbet. Selections are sized and priced for two to share ($15).

The first of Enso's culinary objectives — "to produce traditional and nontraditional dishes in nontraditional forms, textures, and flavor combinations" — sounds like wording for Dr. Bronner's soap labels. I believe Enso has accomplished its objectives: The food sure is nontraditional, much of it quite delicious. I was inspired. And the guinea pig was downright ecstatic.

 
  • Nojodas8 04/10/2011 10:50:00 PM

    The burger and fries were McDonald's. This is how I want to start, as everyone may not read the entire review. I never write reviews, but this place was such an incredible rip off, I must share my tale of horror with all of you. Strike #1- I got a GC from http://restaurant.com which after seated THEY DID NOT HONOR. So why advertise, take my money for the GC and then not honor it? The waitress was quite rude about it too saying "Yeah, we don't take these anymore, if you have a problem call http://restaurant.com". No apology, no nothing. I figured we were already there, so how bad could it be? Little did we know.... Strike #2- My meal, the fish, was disgusting. It was half a filet, boiled (the waitress said it was fried) with about half a cup of rice and a ridiculous amount of lettuce used to fill the plate. I found three (THREE!) fish bones in my pathetic excuse for a fish. Strike #3. My husband ordered the burger. When he got it it had that unmistakable smell and look. I tasted a fry. Now, as a red blooded American i know DAMN WELL what a McD's fry taste like. This was from McDonald's. We then inspected the burger. Perfectly round, not fresh, and that unmistakable sesame seed bun. A few pieces of Arugula could not deter us from the obvious- this was a dressed up Quarter Pounder. I am not alleging that they went and BOUGHT IT from McD's, but that they are serving McD's food. All in all, the worst place I have eaten in all the beach. Ever. Cheap, dishonorable service and pathetic food. If it was the last place to ever get sustenance in the WORLD I would rather starve to death than visit this Ponzi scheme masquerading as a restaurant. DO NOT GO. If you like McD's there is one on Lincoln.

  • Sarah 03/25/2010 11:05:00 AM

    It was the worst experience ever! We went to this restaurant because we enjoyed it a year ago. This year it was a complete opposite experience. We wanted to order a bottle of wine but it was no wine list and waiter said that he got it all in his head. The choice was great: Merlot and Cabernet with no name:) We ordered Merlot and made a mistake by not asking about the price for the wine. We were waiting for 20 minutes for our bottle of wine and even made a joke that they might send somebody to buy it in the closest store. In result we got a bottle of $7 wine for $60. I am not cheap, but selling me cheap wine for $60 is just ridiculous. We were the only customers at that moment but we were waiting for our food for exact 45 minutes. Our order had several different dishes including salads but we got it all at one time instead of having some of it as an appetizers. But the worst experience was from the service of our waiter. He included the gratuity in the bill (18%) and just didn't care at all about doing his job because he knew that he is going to get his money anyway. If you don't want to waist your money and feel like a "cash cow" for your waiter instead of an important customer, please don't go there. There are so many much better places in Miami Beach.

  • max 03/02/2010 9:59:00 PM

    I wonder how much enso restaraunt paid new times to write this possitive article on their resaurant when it happens to be the worst run, dirty, crooked establishment in all of south beach! Believe me I know this because I worked there! The managers take pride in charging tons of money for low quality food. They laugh at the customers as they rake in the money. They can do this because almost all of their customers are tourists who will only be eating at the restaurant only once, whether it was wonderfull or not. All in all STAY AWAY FROM ENSO RESTAURANT. They also treat thier employees like they're running a "sweat shop".

  • Lola 09/04/2009 6:32:00 AM

    LOOOOOVED the new menu!!! We had such a great Saturday night! We heard about the new menu and had to try it. We went to celebrate our friend's birthday started for happy hour and decided to stay for dinner. Everyone was so helpful and such a GREAT mood we couldn't resist. I'm glad we did!

  • marcello solt 01/09/2009 12:57:00 AM

    wow. i was shock to eat in this restaurant after seen the fly jumping around the suchi estation. but that is nothing comparing to the restrooms. very dirty and smmelly. you dont know whos the manager . server dont show interest for treir jobs. they look derty like the as the restaurant looks. dont go there you can get sick. PLEASE HEALTH DEPARTMENT DO SOMETHING DONT LET UNESPERIENCE PEOPLE OPERATE FOOD BUSINESS!!

  • Steve 01/02/2009 1:59:00 PM

    Great place, awesome food presentation, friendly staff, My new favorite restaurant on the beach

 
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