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Cutler Bay's Monkey Mafia

The mayor and a sloth at the center of another backcountry feud.

Two weeks ago, New Times brought you the tale of Steven Robbins versus the Maldonados, Cutler Bay neighbors locked in a bitter battle. The Hatfields and McCoys-style feud included cocked shotguns, alleged racism, and ponytails on big guys.

Well, this story isn't going to do much to resurrect Cutler Bay's reputation as cosmopolitan locale.

Glenn Fried is the owner of EnvironMental Connections, a nonprofit exotic animal business. He and his wife, Nicole Tai, keep a veritable ark caged in their lush half-acre back yard, including exotic birds, honey bears, a kangaroo, and an anteater. They take these animals to educational show-and-tells at local schools and birthday parties.

"Our neighbors have always liked what we do," Fried says, adding that his animals are well-cared for and don't pose a safety threat. "If my sloth escaped, you couldn't make it attack you."

But last winter, as he was packing up after a show at Cutler Ridge Park, Fried claims, Mayor Paul Vrooman approached and began aggressively questioning him about the business. The mayor, who also happens to be marketing director for Miami Metrozoo, declared his employer had the community's animal education needs locked up, capiche? As Vrooman sauntered away, he looked over his shoulder to voice what Fried now understands as a warning: "You don't need to do that. The mayor does that."

(Vrooman vaguely recalls seeing Fried at the fair, but denies speaking to him.)

Shortly thereafter, Fried says, he began receiving incessant visits from various code enforcers of various state and county agencies, including Animal Services, Department of Health, and Fish and Game.

Though those visitors found nothing, Cutler Bay's city code enforcer had no such problem. One day last November, Fried came home to find he had been cited eight times for infractions such as illegal electrical work, building a structure without a permit, and operating a business without a proper tax license. Total fines due: $4,450.

It's all bogus, he says. For example, large birdcages were cited for no building permit, but they're unmoored and easily portable. He's been using the same model for 26 years without a code complaint. The mayor, he says, has gone Noriega on his ass — using official power to protect his private business interests.

Responds Vrooman: "Any connection he's making between the code infractions and the fact that I write ads for Miami Metrozoo," he says, "is completely absurd." He contends neighbors called to complain.

But across-the-street neighbor Luis Abella defends Fried, saying he never even knew about the exotic animals until recently. "I think it's ridiculous how the city is wasting the taxpayers' money pursuing something like this.... All of the elected officials have gone back on everything they promised to get elected."

 
  • Guest 09/24/2008 2:34:00 AM

    I smell a rat, and it is the Mayor and that effing flaming Ron Magill (Sic) WHEW what a tree swinger that guy is. Lay off the citizen g*ddammit. There is enough for everyone.

  • mike 09/23/2008 3:50:00 AM

    sounds like the mayor has let a little power go to his head must have been picked on as a child now he has a position to be a bully and sounds like he is using it to its fullest

  • carol 09/21/2008 3:43:00 AM

    Geeze...Talk about abuse of power. If the Animals were not being taken care of, or he didnt have permits to take care of them, or even if an animal escaped, I could understand all this nonsense. However, its another example of abuse of power.

  • Caroline 09/19/2008 6:57:00 AM

    The event had to be Founders Day, which is sponsored by the Town. Why would the Mayor or anyone else who runs the town invite him to participate if they were out to get him??? His neighbors turned him in, the guy had an alligator in his back yard. He's a liar and he's wasting my tax dollars.

  • Brian 09/18/2008 9:31:00 PM

    Gross - get rid of the animals...those are not meant to be in a residential neighborhood...and as for your "cosmo" snipe at Cutler Bay - unwarranted...

  • Simon 09/18/2008 7:55:00 AM

    Leave the man alone. Call the FBI on the mayor.

 
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