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Perez Hilton Picks a Fight
Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.
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The Murder of Master Do
Ten murders and Haitian gangs roil the quiet town of North Miami.
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Poisoned Well
What was contaminating our drinking water? Who knows - Dade officials stopped looking.
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A Felony with That Croqueta?
Criminals are everywhere at the nation's best-known Cuban eatery.
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Che Guevara Who?
Cubans get pissed, an artist gets even, and the supreme prosecutor of the Cuban revolution gets booted from Dadeland.
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A Pregnant Pause (12)
Drink heavily and don't worry. That baby will be fine.
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Sour Milk (7)
Tennessee Williams gets walloped in the Design District.
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Carbonell Cold Shoulder (7)
We're all losers at South Florida's biggest awards show.
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Poisoned Well (6)
What was contaminating our drinking water? Who knows - Dade officials stopped looking.
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Perez Hilton Picks a Fight (6)
Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.
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Some Country for Old Men
Seniors Scorsese and the Stones together again.
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Cop Out
Boys will be boys in Street Kings' shallow look at dirty police.
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Apolitical Theater
Iraq War movie Stop-Loss does its best not to mention the war.
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Not Taylor-Made
Owen Wilson is a bad fit for an ass-kicking bodyguard.
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Ordinary People
Intelligence goes soft in this more obvious than smart rom-com.
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Two Covers Are Not Better Than One
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Magic City Kitty - Phone Banging
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Jake Long Is Not Too Fired Up About Becoming a Dolphin + The Dolphins' Schedule
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The Rock Three-Year Anniversary Blowout Tomorrow!
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Bruce Springsteen Supports Obama for President
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Jazz Singer Carmen Lundy in South Florida Tomorrow Night
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Not Taylor-Made
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Who is the real zombie, Jenna Jameson?
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Subject(s): Jenna Jameso, Robert Englund, Zombie Strippers
During George W. Bush's fourth term as president, the administration's desire for crises and predisposition toward fuckups leads to the creation of a zombie virus that the government hopes will help replenish troops for its various overseas conflicts. Infected women become superstrong and maintain their intelligence, but the men remain your typical, shambling, mindless undead. So when the virus leaks into a strip club, the place becomes the most popular illegal joint in town. All too often with horror/cult movies, a catchy title masks a low budget and an even lower level of talent, but director Jay Lee (The Slaughter) delivers absolutely everything you could possibly hope for in a film called Zombie Strippers, with a consistently hilarious, brutal, and titillating mashup of Return of the Living Dead and Showgirls that actually beats out Mark Pirro's Nudist Colony of the Dead for the unofficial title of best naked zombie movie ever. He even manages some George Romero-style social commentary, with zombiedom as a metaphor for plastic surgery; that star Jenna Jameson's plasticized, prezombie face is actually scarier than the final monstrous version only proves the point. It's easily the best movie of the year so far. Really.
