Sexxxy Time

The porn stars are coming! The porn stars are coming!

They don’t call the GOP presidential candidate “McNasty” for nothing. His wife is a ringer for Stormy Daniels, the buxom porn babe. We’re sure the Wicked Pictures contract star could elicit a stiff patriotic salute from J. Mac with her X-rated hit Operation Desert Stormy, in which the camouflage-clad bombshell ravages America’s enemies in the Middle East. Daniels leads the army of adult entertainers storming the Miami Beach Convention Center beginning at 4 Friday through Sunday for the third annual Exxxotica bacchanal. Daniels will be signing copies of her calendar while spreading her thighs and good cheer.

For those preferring ink with their pink, the convention boasts a tattoo alley, featuring live tattooing and body piercing. Fur and feathers will fly during the debut of the Professional Pillow Fight League, where giddy strumpets will bang away at each other on cue. The nudie Mechanical Bull Riding Championships returns for another tour, as does the Ms. Exxxotica Competition and loads more. “We have been getting bigger and better every year, and this year we have really blown the doors off,” gushes J. Handy, the event’s founder. Nuff said. . Attendees must be 18 or older, 21 for VIP.
April 18-20, 2008

 
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