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Kill Gus Boulis's Killer?
Paul Brandreth didn't want to murder anybody. Or did he?
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Silly Wabbit
So a guy in a bunny suit walks into a bar ...
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Mayor of the Nude Beach
So he's naked and in his seventies. He's still the coolest guy you'll ever meet.
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Poisoned Well
What was contaminating our drinking water? Who knows - Dade officials stopped looking.
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Ignored and Cheated
Farm workers earn nada in America's green bean capital.
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Sarnoff Shmarnoff (14)
Commissioner Marc's claim to a famous bloodline just might be fiction.
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Poisoned Well (5)
What was contaminating our drinking water? Who knows - Dade officials stopped looking.
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Mayor of the Nude Beach (5)
So he's naked and in his seventies. He's still the coolest guy you'll ever meet.
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The Reporter and the Tranny (4)
He kissed her, um, him, and that was only the beginning.
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Barack Obama Naked! (3)
If you could enjoy sensual pleasure with Hillary Clinton, would you? Really?
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Sigher Education
Get your Ph.D. in bOINK-ing today.
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Wear a Cup
Old-school comedians can handle you hecklers.
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Making Shit Up
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Calling All Vets
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Nothing Corny About It
At MBC, learn more about America’s most ubiquitous grain.
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Crane Crash Kills Two
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StreetWorks - Near NE 38th Street and Biscayne Boulevard
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Magic City Kitty - Private Dick
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WMC Preview: Interview with M.A.N.D.Y.!
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Tuesday Morning Music Fix: Portishead, Jack White, the Black Kids and lot's of free tracks.
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Throwback Tuesdays--Dead Presidents
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Recent Articles By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
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Calling All Vets
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Protect Ya Neck
Real hip-hop finally gets downtown respect.
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Nothing Corny About It
At MBC, learn more about America’s most ubiquitous grain.
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Eggs on ’Roids
No offense, J.C., but we like the Easter Bunny too.
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The Tide Is High
Drift over to Stiltsville for a slice of Miami history.
National Features
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Village Voice
A Long Way Wrong?
Another celebrated memoir threatens to blow into a million little pieces.
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LA Weekly
Hoop Dawg
Billionaire Donald T. Sterling owns the L.A. Clippers and loves the ladies. And those are just two of his problems.
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The Pitch
Children of the Porn
Elvin Boone's sex-shop empire crumbles as his offspring feud.
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Westword
The Good Soldier
When the Army tried to take down Andrew Pogany, they messed with the wrong coward.
By Joel Warner
You’re a two-time foosball champ and can beat any fourth-grader in a game of arcade hoops, but your athletic prowess pretty much ends there. People like you are the reason some guy invented no-sweat versions of the classic sports, and we love you for it. Besides, no one can say you don’t work hard at it -- you leave a table hockey game as bloody as Wayne Gretzky after winning the Stanley Cup. Today marks the grand opening of another watered-down yet legendary sport, miniature golf, at the Palmetto Golf Course.
If you need a felt playing field and tiny windmills to stay up to par, you’re out of luck. This course is 18 holes and a half-acre of real putting green, palm trees, a waterfall, working waterways, and a walk-through tunnel. The authenticity will have you screaming for your caddy and a motorized golf cart, and renaming yourself Cub (a baby Tiger – Woods, that is). The course is open daily from 11:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m., and fees start at five dollars.
Sun., March 23, 2008
