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Fisher has spent the past 12 months organizing what he calls "the quintessential burger contest." He and his assistants combed the country, and with the help of food writers and a public more than willing to contribute opinions, they attempted to find the best burgers in America. "We're not looking for hoity-toity, just an outrageous, delicious, memorable burger experience. They range from the fanciest, like DB Bistro, to what we consider the 'classic' burger, like the one from Shake Shack in New York City, which was the winner last year." He cites as the most challenging aspect of his festival job the fact "that there are 15,000 burgers to serve."
This year's patty battle will feature 18 burger-meisters from across America. Miami's participants are Prime One Twelve, Joe Allen's, and Morton's, while Le Tub and Johnny V represent Fort Lauderdale. Amstel serves as sponsor, Rachael Ray plays host, and Allen Brothers, one of the nation's finest beef purveyors, supplies the meat (for this event as well as all others at the fest). Cuts requested for the burgers include sirloin, chuck, Wagyu, and brisket, as well as some applewood-smoked bacon for the fixin's.
I should have said Allen Brothers offers each contestant its product, because some choose to bring their own. Some also arrive with produce from California, some with buns prepared at select bakeries, and "a lot of special secret sauces get shipped in," says Fisher. "The chefs are very particular about their ingredients, as well they should be. It's what makes their burgers signature."
My advice to guests attending is to save room for dessert, which will include treats from "the world's largest s'more station" (by Dylan's Candy Bar company) and Graeter's Ice Cream from Cincinnati, Ohio, which Fisher raves about in near-ecstatic fashion. "It's a 138-year-old family-owned firm that serves absolutely sensational ice cream, sold only in the Midwest. People in South Florida have never had this kind of ice cream." On second thought, maybe I won't scalp after all.
"We brought a 55-gallon drum of frozen Merlot juice and three 55-gallon drums of frozen Merlot muss," says Barry Gump, FIU professor of beverage management. "We ended up bottling and corking 10 cases of red Merlot. It is a very tasty wine, an un-oaked, off-dry version that shows tremendous fruit and gorgeous color. And the white Merlot is a beautiful light pink. Amazing acid." That's his assessment of the two wines he and his FIU students helped produce in time to be served at the school's hospitality tent at the festival. It is a co-op venture that also includes Vinovation, a northern California-based company with a vineyard that grows only Bordeaux varietals; and Schnebly Redland's Winery in Homestead, known for producing superior fruit wines from tropical nectars such as mango, passion fruit, and litchi.
Gump has written numerous studies about wine and wine sensory evaluation. He is associate editor of the Journal of the American Society for Enology and Viticulture and is the first holder of the Harvey R. Chaplin Eminent Scholar's Chair in Beverage Management at FIU's School of Hospitality. (They were going to give him a medal saying so, but there were too many words.) He just began his tenure here, after 40 years at Cal State University in Fresno. "My home department there was chemistry. I'm an analytical chemist. I was asked to do food and wine analysis, and once I did that, I was essentially captured," he laughs.