Itching to try out your bad-ass first-person shooter gaming skills, but not quite ready for combat in Iraq? Well then, do the next best thing paintball tournament! MZ Indoor Paintball Park is bringing alive the art of combat via harmless paintballs and inflatable obstacles in a five-man Rookie Paintball Tournament. No Rambo skills required here, just a willingness to be pelted in the ass by spherical capsules filled with brightly colored paint. Bruising may occur.
The event, sponsored by KEE Action Sports, will begin at 9 a.m. Teams of up to eight can register for $300 per team, and Diablo Zen and Ultra Evil (sound wicked, no?) ammunition is available ($50 and $60, respectively). Prizes alas, no pillaging or ransacking privileges -- will be handed out only if a minimum of 10 teams enter. Register by Saturday February 23.
Sat., Feb. 23; Sun., Feb. 24, 2008