The Ween Abides

Ten reasons Ween is better than your favorite band.

This makes them better than: the Rolling Stones, U2, Johnny Cash.

10. You'll give a shit about them in five years.

Ween has 23 years of poop jokes, hacking paint, and kicking ass under its belt, while more "serious" bands rose up, received their critical blowjobs, and then were cast down by fickle scribes still wiping off their chins. In five years, when everyone with a funny haircut is rhapsodizing over neo-grunge or whatever, Ween will still be here, like the cockroach of rock that it is.

Ween: You cannot stop them. You cannot even hope to contain them.
Ween: You cannot stop them. You cannot even hope to contain them.

This makes them better than: Animal Collective, Liars, whoever else is on Pitchfork's main page today.

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