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Take It Off, Please

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Published on January 24, 2008

A stagehand approaches the butt-blaster, still going full force, with more calendars to pass out. The audience, of course, has a seizure — hooting, howling. The dancer stops, takes the calendars in one hand, and tries to hike up his pants with the other. Then he stumbles, accidentally busting the snaps that line the seams of his pants.