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What? No Simpsons? Add your favorite picks to our comments.
By Robert Wilonsky , Jim Ridley , Ella Taylor , Scott Foundas , J. Hoberman , and Nathan Lee
Published: December 27, 2007
1. There Will Be Blood: The Texas tea bubbles up from the ground like primordial blood at the beginning of Paul Thomas Anderson's turn-of-the-century oil-prospecting epic (which won't open in most parts of the country until January and stars Daniel Day-Lewis). Nearly three hours later, the blood spilling across the floor of a Beverly Hills bowling alley looks suspiciously like crude. In between, we are held rapt by a big, bold, iconic story of the greed that drives some men to greatness and just as often proves their undoing. (Foundas)
2. I'm Not There: Semiotics, symbolist poetry, and Velvet Goldmine are not without their use when contemplating the intricacies of Todd Haynes's deconstructed biopic — not to mention everything ever written about Bob Dylan. But for this non-Boomer, having lived through none of the era chronicled, knowing little of Dylan's life, and caring not much more for his music, I'm Not There struck me — hard — as an emotional experience unencumbered by historical baggage. (Lee)
3. 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days: The title of Romanian director Cristian Mungiu's Cannes Film Festival prizewinner refers to the length of a pregnancy — specifically the one a college student named Gabita (Laura Vasiliu) seeks to terminate in a midsize Romanian town circa 1987, when Ceausescu is still in power and abortions are illegal. Those who accused Judd Apatow's Knocked Up of being a thinly veiled Family Values polemic might find 4 Months more to their liking, but it becomes clear early on that Mungiu is less interested in the life-versus-choice debate than in the way people living in a socially repressive society adapt to circumstance. (Foundas)
4. Killer of Sheep: Poetic in the very best sense — the exaltation of bedrock existence through concrete detail, closely observed — Charles Burnett's 1977 film about a Watts family man making ends meet with a literal dead-end job proved to be the triumph of the year in its long-delayed theatrical release. Uncommercial, eh? Milestone's successful distribution showed that its audience was narrowly focused, all right — to roughly anyone who's ever come home beat and soul-sick from a day at work. (Ridley)
4. Southland Tales: Muddled. Self-involved. Overbearingly ambitious. Insufferable. Funny how the critical mud slung at Donnie Darko on release has the same consistency as the shit storm that raged against Southland Tales, yet another — how dare he!? — ultra-convoluted sci-fi satire from the incorrigibly precocious Richard Kelly. Southland Tales looks and feels more like life in 2007 than Juno, In The Valley of Elah, and Michael Clayton combined. (Lee)
5. Zodiac: Obsessed with codes, graphs, symbols, and technology, David Fincher returns the serial killer genre to its roots. This is a movie for number crunchers, systems analysts, archaeologists of the analogue era, and anyone interested in how we came to inhabit the cognitive chaos depicted in Southland Tales. (Lee)
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What are your critics thinking besides trying to up the esoteric obscure film ante over each other? Did those numbskulls even think to mention the truly best film of 2007?
the scarface for the new millenium, the edutainment work of art American Gangster???
hello?? Zodiac? the most forgetable film of the year. Eastern Promises? Vigo had me rolling in the aisles with that horrible accent, not to mention the movie left you dangling guessing the outcome of his bloody climb to the top of the mob. Hot Fuzz is no Shaun' that's for sure, it's fine for the blimey punters but it didn't translate well to
these shores, it honestly was a 'cop-out' for the brilliant Simon Pegg and Wright.
Comment by Eric summers — December 29, 2007 @ 07:57AM
wow, you people will forever be stuck working at a newspaper with only 200,000 circulation with those choices. what about "Juno" and "No Country..." or even "Before the Devil Knows You Are Dead?" Instead you choose "KNOCKED UP?!?!?!?!?!?!" Yeah, it was funny, but its the same movie as "40 Year Old Virgin" and "Superbad." These choices (or lack of) prove that the New Times needs to start drug testing their employees.
Comment by Edwards — December 31, 2007 @ 12:16PM
Any 2007 list without No Country For Old Men is not meant to be taken seriously. By excluding the Coens' latest masterpiece, you're merely seeking attention. Mission accomplished.
Comment by Streckfus — January 9, 2008 @ 03:25PM