Gimme That

We screamed when Justin claimed to have brought the “SexyBack,” but after watching Chris Brown bring it at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards, we gotta call ol’ JT “TimberFake.” Chris is the real deal. We’ve been following him since he promised us that he would “Run It,” and we definitely turned our head when he said “Yo (Excuse Me Miss).” But the whole world had to take notice when he performed acrobatics that made you forget how much Britney sucked. We said almost, Britney.

Chris is an R&B/Pop sensation with moves that’ll make even a grown woman swoon (just take our word for it), and a voice that is like “N.E. Heartbreak” with a cherry on top. You can bet that we’re gonna be front row at tonight’s show at the BankAtlantic Center screaming like a 12-year-old girl! Oh yeah, you should come on out too.
Wed., Dec. 26, 6 p.m., 2007