Shopping for your mother-in-law is more difficult than navigating the Home Depot parking lot on Calle Ocho. The rest of your list is no picnic either. What to get? Jelly of the Month Club membership? The latest creepy Japanese toy? A fruitcake? Someones still buying fruitcakes, otherwise they wouldnt sell fruitcakes anymore. And they do.
Lucky for you, theres someone on your list today specifically a massive Indian rhinoceros thats none too picky. In fact, he just wants a popsicle. Thats it. Probably grape, maybe cherry. He didnt specify. And the best part? The Miami MetroZoo has already purchased the gifts, so all you have to do is show up and watch him open (and devour) them. Call it gift-giving without the parts that suck. The MetroZoo animal gift bonanza continues through December 31, courtesy of Tarah Bedrossian, Elephant Manager/Enrichment Coordinator (awesome job), and her team of volunteers. The rhino will receive his gifts today at 1 p.m. at the Miami MetroZoo.
Dec. 23-31, 2007