Let us school you on one fact: Tipsy-dialing can be kind of sexy, because youre just a little bolder and slightly more confident than your sober self. But once youve crossed that drunk threshold, the call becomes plagued with tears and screams. Not so sexy. Let us walk you through a night of imbibing that will surely leave you tipsy-dialing if you do it right. Your first stop is Thirsty Thursdays at Jaguar Ceviche Spoon Bar & Latam Grill (3067 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove). For just $15 youll be oozing pheromones, following a tasting of three white and three red wines from South America. But take it slow and be sure to nosh on the fresh ceviches and chicken and steak skewers; a little food on the stomach slows down the ride to drunkville. Call 305-444-0216.
Next stop: Grass Restaurant and Lounge for Circuit Thursdays. It might be a little tougher to hold onto your tipsy when youre charged no cover and surrounded by cool beats by Push Button Objects and DJ Epps in this superzexy outdoor oasis. The kitchen is open until midnight, and of course the drinks will flow until you fall, but remember, moderation will allow you to err on the side of tipsy without stepping into the dark side of drunk. Call 305-573-3355.