When your mom told you that your singing voice is painfully off key, you just assumed she didn't want to lose her baby in a corrupt world of fame and fortune. Then you went on American Idol and heard the producers tell you they loved you, only to later find out that you were one of the train wrecks they broadcast for America to laugh at. But don't let the woman who birthed you -- or a pop-star-making machine -- tell you that you can't be the next Celine or Mariah. Go to Bayside Marketplace between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. today or tomorrow and try your luck on the Nokia Star Sync tour bus.
The only talent required is an ability to move your lips along with music. The bus is rolling across the nation, trying to find the best Milli Vanilli, and the winner will have a chance to be in a music video alongside a major recording artist who will be lip-synching their damn self! Visit www.nokiastarsync.com.
Nov. 23-24, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., 2007