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But it won't be all nostalgia. Sure, last time we caught the grand dame, she took us through her catalogue of hits, including "Call Me," "Heart of Glass," and "Hanging on the Telephone"; hell, she wouldn't be a showgirl if she didn't. But the punk/dance diva also proved she kept up with the times, and that she could keep up with any singer anywhere.
This Friday at the Fillmore Miami Beach, expect nothing less. Necessary Evil, her first new album since 1993's Debravation, kicks like a chick who knows what's what in the world — and what makes the world swing. "Two Times Blue," the record's dance hit, begins with a purr faithful to Marianne before exploding into vintage Debbie, all done up in dancedom's latest finery. And although "Whiteout" might be a wave to the punk of her Blondie brethren, "If I Had You" could have come straight from a contemporary radio playlist dominated by the likes of Avril and Ashlee.
Oh, and while you're at the concert, remember this: The Rock and Roll Hall of Famer may have been whisked away to New Jersey when she was just an infant, but the lass alas was born right here in Miami. Let's make this a homecoming she'll never forget. It's a bet she'll do likewise.