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Kill Gus Boulis's Killer?
Paul Brandreth didn't want to murder anybody. Or did he?
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City Hall Stinks
There's a war on Dinner Key, and Marc Sarnoff is a bomb-thrower.
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Mayor of the Nude Beach
So he's naked and in his seventies. He's still the coolest guy you'll ever meet.
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I Have HIV
But I'm not telling you, babe. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Vamos a Cuba!
Join us as we try to hitch a ride to the island before the gold rush strikes.
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City Hall Stinks (58)
There's a war on Dinner Key, and Marc Sarnoff is a bomb-thrower.
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Sarnoff Turns His Back on Blacks (20)
Coconut Grove's other half feels left out.
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Sarnoff Shmarnoff (14)
Commissioner Marc's claim to a famous bloodline just might be fiction.
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Jumping the Snapper (5)
Brosia boards the Mediterranean bandwagon, with mixed results.
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The Reporter and the Tranny (4)
He kissed her, um, him, and that was only the beginning.
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Down, Dirty, and Nastie
Witness the glorious return of female wrestling.
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Wear a Cup
Old-school comedians can handle you hecklers.
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Making Shit Up
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Real Life 101
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Global Warming Can Be Glamorous
All this and more at the Yacht and Brokerage Show.
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Spitzer, Hookers and the Miami Connection
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The Hobbit Has Gone North (And Other Crap)
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Over The Weekend - Bikes, Blue Men, Teen Rock Idols and A Film Festival
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R.E.M. Disappoints at Langerado
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Last Night: Ani DiFranco at Langerado
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Blitzen Trapper at Langerado
03:05PM 03/10/08
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Kibbles ’n’ Bitch
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National Features
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For days after Hurricane Rita, a Texas prison was hell on earth.
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SF Weekly
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Village Voice
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Sports Entertainment Hits the AAA
And we ain’t talking about the Heat
By JOHN GUSTAVSEN
Published: November 15, 2007Where else in Miami can you see a leprechaun, someone who calls himself the Heart Break Kid, and a dead man? You could try your luck at Jimbo’s, Tobacco Road, or South Beach, but the only sure place to see all three is at tonight’s 21st annual World Wrestling Entertainment Survivor Series at the American Airlines Arena.
In one of the most mismatched bouts in WWE history, the lovable leprechaun Hornswoggle takes on the seven-foot two-inch, 420-pound Great Khali. The near-immortal Shawn Michaels (a.k.a. the Heart Break Kid) faces WWE champion Randy Orton in a rematch of their recent Cyber Sunday battle that ended with the cowardly Orton purposely getting himself disqualified. In the most anticipated singles match of the evening, the world heavyweight champion, Batista, meets the legendary Undertaker – the dead man – in a “Hell in a Cell” match. Blood and excitement are guaranteed. Tickets range from $25 to $300. Head to the AAA and get ready to see some serious gauntlets thrown down, beginning at 7:45 p.m.
Sun., Nov. 18, 7:45 p.m., 2007
