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Perez Hilton Picks a Fight
Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.
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Silly Wabbit
So a guy in a bunny suit walks into a bar ...
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Poisoned Well
What was contaminating our drinking water? Who knows - Dade officials stopped looking.
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The Murder of Master Do
Ten murders and Haitian gangs roil the quiet town of North Miami.
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Ignored and Cheated
Farm workers earn nada in America's green bean capital.
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Sour Milk (7)
Tennessee Williams gets walloped in the Design District.
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Poisoned Well (5)
What was contaminating our drinking water? Who knows - Dade officials stopped looking.
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Che Guevara Who? (4)
Cubans get pissed, an artist gets even, and the supreme prosecutor of the Cuban revolution gets booted from Dadeland.
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The Reporter and the Tranny (4)
He kissed her, um, him, and that was only the beginning.
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Kid Stuff (4)
Politics helped propel college dropout Carlos Manrique to the top of the educational ladder.
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Sigher Education
Get your Ph.D. in bOINK-ing today.
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Calling All Vets
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Ain’t No Party Like a Miami Party
Get down with the locals at Noises from the Underground!
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Nothing Corny About It
At MBC, learn more about America’s most ubiquitous grain.
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Making Shit Up
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Drop Everything and Read This Now
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MTV Should Let Fear Speak
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The Party Crasher - The Forge Hosts Hot Sausage Fest of Swimwear and Celebs
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Raunchy Florida Rapper Riskay in Fort Lauderdale This Weekend
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MSTRKRFT and N.O.R.E. "Bounce" Back Together
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Khia Still Beefing with Trina
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Recent Articles By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
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We’re Drawn to it
Pencil in time for the South Beach International Animation Fest.
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Food, Take Me Away
At least you can eat like you’re traveling tonight.
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Domo Arigato
Japanese classics come to the Cosford.
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Still Slumming
No shade – Cappadonna’s keeping it real at Studio A.
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The Lovely Lahiri
Literary types might freak at Books & Books tonight.
National Features
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SF Weekly
Pitching "Woo-Woo"
He'll find you a parking space and even watch your car--if the meter maids let him.
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Nashville Scene
Spank the Honkey
The victim of a racial slur exacts a special kind of retribution.
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Broward-Palm Beach New Times
Spring Break is Still Awesome
Try as it might, Ft. Lauderdale still can't shake America's die-hard partiers.
By Michael J. Mooney
In Your Bloody Dreams
The zombies are back, and bringing the booty bass
By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published: July 26, 2007
Bass Island: A mysterious place where the desperate residents are ruled only by their desire for blood and booty. A perpetual, menacing rumble shakes the ground, and the women are scantily clad and ferocious. Before today, it existed only as a twisted figment of your darkest imagination. Tonight the dream becomes reality. Enter Zombies from Bass Island, the latest installation of the popular zombie-theme throwdowns at PS 14. “It’s a sick and stupid party for ghetto-goths. We got that super zombie bass. You’re gonna love it.” So sayeth Nastie, the ubiquitous party promoter with a voice that needs to be heard to be believed (seriously, someone get this guy a podcast). Tonight also marks the return of Nastie’s ventriloquist act, in which he shares the stage with Phony Montana, who is described as “a political puppet with a drug problem.” Okay, then.
Otto Von Schirach, Takeshi Muto of Soul Oddity, and Jaime, one of the first Suicide Girls, will set the party off right. Check out www.suicidegirls.com/girls/jaime, where she confesses that booty bass gets her hot. She’s gonna be boiling over tonight when she hosts the zombie booty shake contest. “I can imagine a lot of flying blood and clapping asses,” quoth Nastie. So can we, man. So can we. Call 786-444-8647, or visit www.myspace.com/notoriousnastie for the deetz.
Sat., July 28
