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Kibbles ’n’ Bitch

After this fight, wrestlers nosh on Fido’s dinner

By JOHN GUSTAVSEN

Published on July 19, 2007

Professional wrestling is full of memorable moments. An older fan might recollect Brutus the Barber Beefcake giving his beaten opponents haircuts. A younger enthusiast might recall the Undertaker burying the defeated in coffins. Today Division 1 Pro Wrestling (D1PW) will give devotees another unforgettable finish at D1PW Dogfight. It won’t involve haircuts or coffins, though -- just dog food.

After the title fight between tag team champions the Lifeguards and the Dynamic Duo, the losers will each eat a can of canine cuisine. In other action -- sans the culinary consequences -- D1PW heavyweight champ Bruce Santee puts his title on the line when he takes on Kenny King. Come watch some ass-kicking, and make sure you stay for the main course.
Sat., July 21, 7:30 p.m.



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