The last time you went out to the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, you found that your only company on the drive home were the cartoon moths flying out of your pants empty, out-turned pockets. Expensive drinks (and women who want them) can drain your bank account quicker than an e-thief with your social security number. Whats a dude to do? How about tapping into jai alai and Texas hold-em poker? Thats right, Dania Jai-Alai Sports Center has got what youre lookin for: piña coladas, daiquiris, wings, hot dogs, draft beer, and reserved seating -- each for only 99 cents.
Youll feel like a Twenties millionaire as you poshly push quarters toward the counter and receive a bounty in return, you suave devil, you. Then place a bet, slide into your reserved seat, and try to figure out whats going on. (Hint: Its similar to tennis, but faster and, ya know, deadlier). Or say Phooey! to actually gambling and make up your own stories about whats transpiring in the fronton. Who wins? You do, silly. Youve still got all of your folding money!
Wed., June 13