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"Besides," says Rose from the Dead, "Jesus only had one rock and a cave. Ben Yahweh has a whole subdivision and shopping center, as well as Miami Code Enforcement to deal with." She spits. "Not to mention The Man."

They're speaking seriously about Yahweh Ben Yahweh's anticipated return from the dead. Sons of god do this sort of thing, you know.

JOANNE GREEN

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