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"Besides," says Rose from the Dead, "Jesus only had one rock and a cave. Ben Yahweh has a whole subdivision and shopping center, as well as Miami Code Enforcement to deal with." She spits. "Not to mention The Man."
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Miami Herald, What the Five?, Simon Cruz, Luis Salom, Jonah Wolfson, Michael Sasser, David Custin, Miami-Dade County Eleventh Annual Ocean Lifeguard Tournament, Jose BolivarThey're speaking seriously about Yahweh Ben Yahweh's anticipated return from the dead. Sons of god do this sort of thing, you know.
Taken from "Klotz" As in "Blood" (www.steveklotz.com/blog)
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