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All Hail, the King of the Smurfs
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Published on May 03, 2007
Hill: So do you guys ever call it Merry Festival?
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Bow to your king, bitches!
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George W. Bush, Miami Dade College, cocaine, DEA, Coast Guard, Dave Hill, The King of MiamiHill, however, manages to avoid the itinerant cruelty of other man-on-the-street performers (e.g., Sasha Baron Cohen); the joke is almost always on himself.
Motivational speaker: Why have you decided to call yourself the King of Miami?
Hill: I don't know. It sounds catchy it looks good on flyers. — Calvin Godfrey
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